Well, a very good friend is about to tie the knot, so the wife and I are headed to Miami for the night. The wedding is Friday morning, and then we board a weekend cruise to the Bahamas. A nice escape from the everyday life, I must say.
You are Taime Downe, lead singer of Faster Pussycat and the Newlydeads. You are sarcastic, immature, perpetually horny, fun-loving and you take very little seriously (including yourself). Most people who have encountered you think you are a pompous, egotistical, self- absorbed, irresponsible brat. If there is a party going on, you're surely to be there, very likely playing the host. Your style is glam through and through, and you deck yourself out from head to toe, even if you're just going to the grocery store. You're wardrobe ensemble consists of much leather and vinyl wear, fishnets, feather boas, cowboy hats, and anything shiny or sequined (all black of course!) You wouldn't be caught dead or alive without your black eyeliner, lipstick and nail polish. You look better in a dress and high heals than most girls. The theme of your music (and your life) is not the most original one, but it suits you - LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG - SEX DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL 4EVER DUDE!!!
"The taxi pulls away after dropping you off at Studio 54, and you immediately notice the insane line outside that seems to be wrapped around the block several times! God Dammit!You decide your only chance to make it into the club is to make a run for the door.
You sprint at top speed, bursting through the velvet rope and knocking over a snotty hermaphrodite bouncer dressed as Carmen Miranda.
When you get inside the club, your eyes dance at the decadent orgy of sex, drugs, Peaches and Herb that shimmers before you. Celebrities are seemingly everywhere- within the span of three minutes you see Truman Capote doing "The Hustle" and witness a disturbing group sex act involving Liza Minelli, Rod Stewart and "Tattoo" from Fantasy Island.
You avert your eyes to reduce the psychological damage of what you have just seen and- wait a minute...over there-it's Mick Jagger!"